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Pelican 9/11 #WorldEnvironmentDay2020



Excerpt from Dead Pets Society


It’s pelican 9/11 It’s pelican Pompeii Down in the Gulf of Mexico Things ain’t going their way What a wonderful bird is the pelican Its beak can hold more than its belly can

But its beak wasn’t built as a jerry can

It’s pelican Pompeii

It’s pelican 9/11 It’s pelican Waterloo They’ve given it a whitewash A pelican shiny and new A pelican they prepared earlier

Check it out – they got rid of the goo

Soon he’ll be home with his family

In a sea that’s all clear and all blue!

It’s pelican 9/11 It’s pelican World War 2 Believe that and you’ll believe anything Cos buddy, you’re goin’ straight to the zoo But I’m only here on vacation! It’s all been a really bad dream! I’ll be goin’ back home tomorrow Why you laughing? What the hell d’you mean?

It’s pelican 9/11 It’s pelican Apocalypse Now It’s a big news day for the oil men Check the share price on Wall St, the Dow

But still it’s a price well worth paying For fun in the land of the free For traffic jams wars and pollution

Forgive me if I don’t agree

It’s pelican Armageddon It’s pelican World War 3 You were lucky you lived the life that you did

That your eggshell survived DDT! You’re the last one left little fella You’ll make friends soon enough, wait and see

You’re far better off in this birdcage There’s broadband! There’s HD TV!

It’s pelican 9/11 It’s pelican judgement day Just smile for the camera now birdy The world needs to know you’re OK Hey turtle! Don’t I know you from somewhere?

How you doing my wrinkly ole dude? What you sayin’ ’bout a joke down the delta?

That’s not funny, don’t laugh – that’s just CRUDE

It’s pelican 9/11 It’s pelican Pompeii We’re sunk we’re broken we’re busted 2 miles deep 60,000 barrels a day What a wonderful bird is the pelican Its beak can hold more than its belly can BUT ITS BEAK WASN’T BUILT AS A JERRYCAN YOU ASSHOLES SO GET A FUCKING LID ON IT TODAY!’

Excerpt from Dead Pets Society

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